Wednesday, November 19, 2008

happy birthday, BLOW out those candles.

so, firstly its this blogs 1st birthday. I really can't go into a spiel about how its grown so fast, because really it still lacks direction, identity, buzz and consistency- much like the men I fall for. haha.
But anyway, happy birthday bagels, sundays, soda, love hip hip hooray.
So tonight I went to the opening of the new soda bar, which is part of double bay's sheaf. It was really nice, and there were lots of familiar faces around. http://www.goldensheaf.com.au
 ...also there were some new people I met tonight. 
So, anyway, as I blow out my birthday candles, i've decided to be a bit risque and talk about blowing in other directions. 
So, tonight I met this lovely guy, a divine chap...I have no idea how or why it happened but next thing I know we are talking about blow-jobs...and what constitutes giving a good one. he said to me 'the perfect blow job is kind of like a great relationship' ....I have no idea what he meant by this, but at the time it made perfect sense. 
One thing we discussed was whether the sensation of receiving a blow job would be different if given by a man or woman. For example. in most of the porn we (I) see it is a woman giving head, to a man...BUT....would a man be giving head to a man feel the same? This may sound completely stupid, but really it runs a lot deeper. See, the largest sexual organ for a female is her brain. Conversely, the largest sexual organ for a male is his prostate,...hence...what our females and males are 'generally' feeling/thinking when performing the 'oral pleasure' can be quantified in converse measures. Hence, would the head feel different?
Personally, I am both angered and comforted that my brain has really the strongest capacity to turn me on and off, I am just such a typical female....but it's kind of annoying too. See, I feel things would be a lot simpler if my strongest sexual organ was based on something a little less complex than my brain...for those who know me, my brain is just too complex at time. My mother loves to say when  a attempt to have a heart to heart with her 'Katrina, why are you so complicated?' 
So is good head like a good relationship? Perhaps it is after all, if one is relying on the brain to turn them on and off. The brain, is what makes me feel, happy , sad, giddy, distraught. The brain is also what sets the tone in the bedroom aka 'this is hot'...'this is not'. So, I guess if my brain is in the right frame of mind, all complex barriers broken down then I may infact have the solid ground of a good relationship, and everyone knows the basis of a good relationship is good head. Happy brain, happy head...mmmmm, maybe thats why the tip of the penis is called the head?  hah this is ridiculous.
goodnight
x


4 comments:

Chelsea said...

hahaha id have to agree with your mother on this one ;) but i must say, i did read this and was thoroughly amused. I can't say whether i agree or not, but i do understand your analysis....quite impressive you managed to come up with this at an hour like now..impressive words Miss Katrina :) Keep it coming..loving this blog! xx.......ps LOVE the title!

mwakerman said...

non-linear, absurd yet strangely entertaining. This train of thought really has us questioning the meaning of life as a whole.

Thank you for setting us on the path to enlightenment.

Mr Kirky said...

absolutely ridiculous but i love it. x

benji said...

our largest organ is our skin and that conversation you had with that dude was gross.

goodnight.
zzzzz